Friday 30 September 2011

Aussie Haka (Joke)
Aussie humour, have a look at the other one that is done on a stage too. It is so true to life LMAO

Thursday 29 September 2011

Joke: Sympathy Aussie Style

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE

Note to self!!

The Wrong I.T Crowd!!

Sunday 25 September 2011

My deep love of all things Celtic

Being born in Scotland, brought me the gift of a deep love for all things Celtic, the people, the culture, the environment and most importantly my deep spiritual connection to all the Celtic lands.
Lately I have been getting a lot of dreams of Eire/Ireland. I have never had the pleasure of visiting this beautiful country in the flesh, but hope to one day with my husband, who also shares an interest in Eire/Ireland. I am in the process of deepening my spiritual connection to this land at present.

The dreams that I get are beautiful, tranquil and happy dreams. I had yet an other one of them early this morning. I was wearing an emerald green silk dress in the dream and a band of flowers in my hair.
Two of my of girl friends were in this dream also. There was a wonderful feeling of happiness and celebration. I took the flowers out of my hair as I felt a bit silly wearing them.

The meaning of the colour green symbolises nature, harmony and balance. Eire/Ireland is a deeply spiritual country and is very important for that reason. The weather was spring time, which stands for rebirth or renewal.

The odd thing in the dream was, it took place in Sydney, Australia in the suburb that I spent many years as a teenager and in my early 20's. The streets were full of people having a good time, there were pubs or bar's where there are normally shops in the main street. Normally one finds that in Scotland, not in Australia, lol. We tend to have a pub on most street corners of the main streets over in Scotland. Locals use them as guide marks to give directions over there.

To me, there is a connection with my past, and not just in this life time but in past life times too. As a child I could feel the ancient past within me, but I didn't understand what it was. I would get visions of places and people. Ceremonies and Cultural events of my home land have always had a very important meaning to me all my life, a deep ancient memory of sacred cultural and spiritual observance's of the past. Many people will understand what I am saying here if they come from an ancient culture or land. There is a feeling that can be tuned into in the atmosphere at times, of spiritual connection to the ancient ones. I meet people all the time that tell me of the connection to the ancients.

They are all around us all the time, watching us lovingly from the spirit world, which is interwoven with the physical world. Sensitive people are aware of them, some of us see them and feel them. Others have a vague feeling of there presence. This is quite normal for us to do this. This is the way of our true spiritual past. This time has returned to us now. It is our birth right as beings of love and light just as our creator made us.

Freddie Mercury - The Official 65th Birthday Video

I couldn't get this to post sorry, just click on the link. I will try to fix it later.

Tuesday 20 September 2011


Please listen to this, what Credo says is true. Listen to the whole lot of this please. Pay attention to the part about our food and Maze.  As for the church telling the Children about the Devil's work. Have a listen to the Priest on my blog admitting that the Church invented the Devil to control people.

There is no documentation of such a being prior to Christianity. You must learn what is safe to eat and drink. You must also learn about your own spirituality and learn how to use it.

The Vaccines information is true, there is a drive on over the past few years to investigate and stop these dangerous drugs. Did you know that the US is selling out of date vaccines to African nations. Bill Gates is the charming person heading this.

Increased vitamin D in blood adds years to life and helps prevent colon cancer

Frankincense - Ancient herbal remedy proven to be effective against arthritis

Saturday 17 September 2011

Janus - Illuminati God Of Chaos And Deception

Personally I see that there is duality in all creation. We cannot learn and grow from our lessons without making mistakes. We are supposed to make mistakes in order to attain spiritual growth and enlightenment. This ties in with the Hindu ages of the Yuga.

Forget about the Illuminati and just focus on Learning about the duality of the Human soul. We are at a cross roads now in Human existence and we must all make the choice to move on or stay in the mind set of the past 2 thousand years. It is up to Humanity as a whole to move forward or go the way of Atlantis. Again and again.

Saturday 10 September 2011

Fetta Cheese and Sundried Tomato Dampers

I  just have to share this yummy recipe with everyone. I just baked them for breakfast and I thought, that I should put it on the blog to share.

 teaspoons of Olive oil
1  medium (150gms) brown onion
2 cups of self raising flour
3/4 cup (150gms)  of  Fetta cheese, crumbled
1 tablespoon of chopped fresh Basil leaves
1 tablespoon of fresh Oregano
1/2 cup (75gms) of drained chopped sun-dried Tomatoes in oil
1 cup of milk, approx


Heat oil in small sauce pan; cook onion stirring until soft; allow to cool.
Place flour in large bowl, add onion mixture, 2/3rds of cheese, herbs and tomato. Stir in enough milk to mix to a sort sticky dough. Turn dough on to floured surface, knead until mixture is smooth. Divide dough in to  6 pieces, shape into rounds. Mark 1 cm deep wedges in dampers, place on oiled oven trays; sprinkle with remaining cheese. Bake in moderately hot oven for about 15 mins.

Note: I use the all in one method and pour the mix in to Patty cake/ cup cake cases. So do what ever is best for you.

Friday 9 September 2011

Fly joke

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", He responded. "Oh.! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied....... Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can & 2 were on the phone!

Wednesday 7 September 2011

A man walks in to a bar...

A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:

"Do you serve lawyers here?"


"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."

The Wheel of Fortune

I have no sympathy for these people. One reaps what one sews. That is the Human race in general though.  The less spiritualy evolved the soul, the more base they tend to be.

Little Johnny Strikes Again!! Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout
cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to
appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for
my obvious success." Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good,
Jenny," said the teacher.. " Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467,"
he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you
selling" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed
the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make
that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little
Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a
free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the
Julia Gillard method of giving you something shitty but that looked
good, for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of
your mouth." The teacher was speechless ... Little Johnny got 5 stars
for his efforts, bless his heart.

Friday 2 September 2011

The X Factor 2011 Auditions Emmanuel Kelly FULL

Please click on the link to see this guy. Being a dinosaur I couldn't get the YouTube video to add to my blogg.. Sorry guys. Anyhoo!, I hope that you live the video. It was emailed to me by a relative overseas.
I tend to avoid X Factor, Big Brother etc.I have lost interest in most stuff on TV except for the comedies.

This young chap is as Aussie as they come. He just arrived in to the world via Iraq as the the Stork was diverted that day. As we say in Australia.....On ya mate! ( which is usually followed by a loud and cheery Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!) We wish him well.

End of days for MP Gillard

Looks like things are about to spin out of the PM's control. As I said in my Tarot readings she is on her way out. She should bow out now and save herself the humiliation that was dealt to Rudd.

However she will hold on until the bitter end. Which is not wise to do so, however she is only human and the ego does not allow her to quit like that. She will hold her head up high all the way to the bitter end. That is a strong Celtic woman for you.

Her heart will heal in time. as I have said her best years are yet to come. What she, like all of us need is a good doze of self-realization, which is good for the soul. The right person/teacher will come into her life when she moves up north to her new home. She will slowly blossom into a new woman and find true happiness. This teacher is an older man with grey hair, when she meets him she will not like him straight off. She will think he is a " bit  out there" and doesn't want to know about what he has to say. That will change when he tells her something that really blows her away. Then her ears will prick up.  I would not be at all surprised if this man is also a medium.

Nuclear expert says Fukushima radiation coming to USA, massive cover-up under way

Weeks ago this information came out but was hidden by the media.

As Mike Adams noted in his April 5th, 2011 Natural News article on Fukushima, "The government is going to turn off the radiation detectors, raise the official EPA limits of radioactive exposure, urge Americans to avoid preparing for fallout, and then pretend absolutely nothing is wrong."

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More on Green Lipped Mussels

Just letting readers know about an other brand of Green Lipped Mussel. Musselforte by  Wagner.
This is a New Zealand company that produces this brand. They are the same as Mobicosa brand.
120 capsules of 500mg GLM. you can buy them on line from some pharmacies. ore at  They retail for around $30.

I find that I need to take 4 capsules morning and night with a low dose of voltarin, Should I forget as I did yesterday, I start to feel the pain coming back again. On a scale of 1 to 10, when using these capsules I would rate the pain as 1 or 2. Without the capsules the pain is about 8.

I do hope people start getting in to this. It makes life a lot easier I can tell you. I did see Blackmores version in the Supermarket, wow it was expensive and not as many capsules. There version has a different name Just shop around for a price that you can afford to pay.


Thursday 1 September 2011