Monday, 30 May 2011

Joke: Aussie Humour

A bogan walked into the Centrelink office, marched straight up to the

counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really

rather have a job."

The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur

and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your


Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to

escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to

satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above

the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The Centrelink worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."