Saturday, 17 May 2014

Thoughtful Scottish husband....



Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Jackie - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
She replied, 'Awe Iain that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'
'Nah, I'm just switching the central heating off while I'm oot.....


And while I am on a roll......and just don't even think of that person with the prefix Rick!