Monday 2 June 2014

Shopping instructions for seniors

 
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this unnecessary security rubbish, I did just as he instructed.

After the shrieking and hysteria finally subsided, I found out he was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.