Friday, 3 June 2011

Joke: Suicidal Girl

A tough looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a

pretty girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you


"I'm going to end it all," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an

opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give

me a kiss?"

So, she wraps her arms around the big bloke's neck and gives him a

long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I

have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could make

someone very happy. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."