Sunday, 7 June 2015

A Dog Visits the Butchers......a true story

As  a butcher is shooing a dog  from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in  his mouth,  reading:  "8 lamb chops, please." 
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the
dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.  
He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light,  look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus-stop. 
The  dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus  arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at
the number, then  boards the bus. 
The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus  travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the
After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop"  bell and then the butcher follows him off. 
The dog runs up  to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks repeatedly.  
No answer. 
He goes back down the path, takes  a big run, and
throws himself -whap!-  against the door. He does this again & again. 
No answer.  
So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.
Eventually, a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at  the dog. 
The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the  hell are
you doing? This dog's a genius!" 
The owner  responds, "Genius, my arse. It's
the second time this week he's  forgotten his key!"