Hello?"
>
> "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>
> *********Brief Pause******
>
> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
> that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
> Daddy."
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around screaming hes home hes home. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!! What about this Uncle Paul?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
> he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
> the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............. Is this 486-5731?"
>
>
