A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.
"I think it's having a nervous breakdown," she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and; says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"
A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND"
She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
Two blondes find 3 grenades, & they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says, "We'll lie & say we only found two."
A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic.
Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but 2 weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.
