Sunday, 16 March 2014

Drunk Irishman


An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course,

his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.


"So,"says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"


"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.


"Well, "says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."


"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.


"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest,

"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"


"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."



 

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Touring family of foxes get up close and personal at school

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/touring-family-of-foxes-get-up-close-and-personal-at-school-261008.html


 I have always loved foxes. I am such a big sook when it comes to animals. I would just love to have a pet fox. But that would come with very strict rules. It is not as easy as it sounds when you stop to think of public reaction. Keeping your fox safe from other dogs if you walk it on a leash etc.  I would not recommend it to any one to suddenly find a fox and keep it as a pet. They are wild animals and act as such. People tend to forget the realities of trying to domesticate a wild animal. It is against nature. Only on the rare occasion does this ever work out well.

Friday, 28 February 2014

Cows Jumping For Joy

http://vitaminl.tv/video/2677

How can anyone not love cows? They are one of the most loving animals that ever graced the earth.