Yoda’s surname finally revealed

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The Super Bowl

 

Wine tasting

 Hold me back 🤣🤣 That’s me in five minutes 🤣🤣

Do not resuscitate

On point Smudge 😆

Using the Defibrillator

Spiritual healing (joke)

Went to see a spiritual healer last night,.....what a load of rubbish,

even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out.

😎

  

Joke of the day: Oh the places you'll go!

Doggie humour 😆

Pregnant at 71 joke

 

 

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, 

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

 

Dusseldorf!! joke

Davie and Chas were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Davie said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!".
Chas says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel and get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hootch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Davie wakes up and is surp...rised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Chas.
Chas says, "Hey, how do you feel this mornin'?"
Davie says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yerself?"
Chas says, "I feel great, too. Do ye have a sair heid?"
Davie says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover,
nothin'. We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."
"Aye! But there's just one thing..."
"Whit's that?".
"Have ye farted yet?"
"Naw..."
"Well, DINNAE, 'cause I'm in Dusseldorf

FLOWER DELIVERY JOKE

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.  They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."  The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this... somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.' ''

Blonde Joke

A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.
 "I think it's having a nervous breakdown," she tells the vet.
 The vet takes a look and; says, "It seems calm enough to me."
 The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"


A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.
 It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND"
 She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


Two blondes find 3 grenades, & they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
 The other says, "We'll lie & say we only found two."


 A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic.
 Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
 She does, but 2 weeks later the dog is still missing.
 "What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
 "Here boy!" she replies.

Joke of the Day