http://theblessedseed.com/
Please read up on Black seed oil. It tastes like poop, but it will kill anything nasty. Similar to using Olive leaf extract. The taste reminds me of petrol YUK. Just as well I don't start running around the house, vroom!
Just like the joke about the cat with the drop of petrol on it's nose lol.
I was over to do some things for her to help her get ready for next week, went to the freezer to get some ice for a glass of diet coke, and there was her cat. Its a chest freezer, the kind that you lift open horizontally, not the kind on top of a fridge. Her cat was in there! I cannot believe this. I grabbed the poor cat - he wasn't stiff, but he wasn't moving or anything. She said to lay him on the table and go to the back porch and get the gas can. WTF? I mean, I was broken hearted by this point - I love animals, with a special spot for cats, and this one was one I knew well. Damn it! I went and got the gas and she said to drop a few drops in its mouth. I had to open his mouth and drop gasoline (!) in it. I did it, what else was I going to do? Nothing. I was shaking. He sniffed and then his eyes started to dart around. He jumped up, looked at both of us, and then darted off the table into the living room. Felt like the Twilight Zone. I ran after him, as did my grandmother. He stood in the middle of the living room floor for a minute and then just dropped. WTF?! I looked at my grandma. I asked her what now, is the cat gone or what? She said "no, he's not gone, he just ran out of gas."
Not the original version that I heard, it was a spot of petrol on a rag on the cats nose. LOL
Friday, 30 May 2014
Thursday, 29 May 2014
Tuesday, 27 May 2014
Creating accounts! Grrr!
Note to self! When creating an account write down all relevant info, D'oh! Address book in place of memory is a good start hmmm. You would think I would have learned by now, wouldn't you? But NAH! D'oh D'oh D'oh.
Too many things to remember on the net, Twitter, Google plus, Facepalm etc
Too many things to remember on the net, Twitter, Google plus, Facepalm etc
Subversion tactics
http://www.richplanet.net/starship.php
Common sense to see what is going on, and too bloody easy to do. I can not stand tv these days.
Many women that I know over the age of 40 are the same. It its targeting the young. They don't all have the ability to figure this out. There is a lack of social cohesion in the western world, it was so easy to do, like I said the young people are the primary target in all of this. If they do not have a strong family unit this is what happens. Hell, it is so bloody obvious, blind Freddy can see this one coming and what the end result will be.
Families that stay together will survive and be strong, those that go down the path of destruction only go down the path that the government set out for them, their kids end up as wards of the state, and passed around like currency by the abusers that set the whole evil system up in the first place. YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE! So make it count. Think of your children and grand children, your actions decide their future folks. Just keep that in mind. Some animals have better lives than some children.
Common sense to see what is going on, and too bloody easy to do. I can not stand tv these days.
Many women that I know over the age of 40 are the same. It its targeting the young. They don't all have the ability to figure this out. There is a lack of social cohesion in the western world, it was so easy to do, like I said the young people are the primary target in all of this. If they do not have a strong family unit this is what happens. Hell, it is so bloody obvious, blind Freddy can see this one coming and what the end result will be.
Families that stay together will survive and be strong, those that go down the path of destruction only go down the path that the government set out for them, their kids end up as wards of the state, and passed around like currency by the abusers that set the whole evil system up in the first place. YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE! So make it count. Think of your children and grand children, your actions decide their future folks. Just keep that in mind. Some animals have better lives than some children.
How to Bring Minerals Back Into the Soil and Food Supply
How to Bring Minerals Back Into the Soil and Food Supply
This is very important reading folks, please share it. They say you are what you eat. This hammers home the saying from a health point of view, we are un healthy. Deprived of proper nutrition. Junk food on top of that will eventually kill us.
This is very important reading folks, please share it. They say you are what you eat. This hammers home the saying from a health point of view, we are un healthy. Deprived of proper nutrition. Junk food on top of that will eventually kill us.
Monday, 26 May 2014
Saturday, 24 May 2014
OCCULT MEANING OF THE RAINBOW
Yesterday for some reason I became curious about rainbows and the hidden meaning of them from a dark perspective. I came across this website. So I thought that I should share it with everyone. I still have more reading to do for my self. But if you are interested then, please enjoy this and it may take you on a deeper journey.
http://archive.org/stream/HiddenDangersOfTheRainbow/HiddenDangersOfRainbow_djvu.txt
I would like to say be cautious of the contents of this website too. Maitreya is no other than Marduk or Lucifer (see Wes Penre Papers). Not actually a physical person, more like a negative entity. I have no time for New Age crap myself, it smells of soft Marxism/Satanism.
I in no way endorse this website either, I urge caution and an open mind. Trust nothing on this earth these days. We live in a time of false prophets and liars. I myself do not have the answers, none of us do, or else we would not be here. But our very existence and our souls are in danger, I have no doubt about that, speaking from a spiritual perspective. A good honest person is in no danger of losing their soul to evil. It is those that are tempted by the darkness that are at risk.
There is no saviour coming to free us. The individual must do that themselves. It is a journey within the self to find the purity of soul that saves you. There is no second coming of Christ, it is spin put out to cause confusion. You can thank the Vatican and organised religion for the myth or lie about being saved by a supreme being, that never existed in the first place. So many people have been murdered, tortured and have killed in the name of a false prophet for thousands of years, and think that they will be rewarded for this evil. I don't think so folks!
The human ego is so easy to fool. Humans are gullible and have an in built need to please and to be needed. They have been conditioned to think this way from birth. To me Religion and Psychiatry go hand in hand as a mutual con job on humanity. They are both controlled at the very top by the same power elites. A Google search can easily confirm this too. It is not rocket science, just an elaborate con job that has been played out for aeons.
Most people are too lazy to do the research. I am not here to do that work for you either. Just like you, I have to find the truth for myself. Sometimes I am lead up the wrong path. I have no intention of misleading any one. So be your own guide. After all that is why you are on this Earth, to be your own guide. It is not a free ride. To give people an easy way out, is to cast pearls before swine. As the masses will never accept nor appreciate that which they do not work for, such is the nature of humanity. Never stoop, to pick up that which does not belong to you.
So in a nut shell keep on searching for your truth, but don't shove it down other peoples throats, people do not like being told that the are wrong. But by the same token, do not let them do like wise to you either. That is why we have the problems on this earth in the first place, and don't the forces of darkness just love that negativity. They feed on negative energy, they can not exist with out it.
After centuries of Bullshit indoctrination by conventional religion, it is hard to break the shackles of the system, it is encoded into the human psyche. It can be undone, but the individual will have a hard struggle for much of their life to break the God spell. It will shake you to your very core, I know I have been there. I have spent years on the spiritual path, and there too, been led up the garden path, but turned away in disgust. It is no different than the rest of the systems in place, and do you know why? Because the same people control this too. I am a deeply spiritual person, but this is my private business. I am not here to share my beliefs either. Just showing you, simply to find your own belief. We are all connected to primary source or pure spirit. How we do that is our own affair, no one else's. What right have we to tell others what is right or wrong for that individual spirit being. Do not hold a particular symbol as divine, especially a commercialised symbol. The chances are it is of dark origin, like most things on this earth.
I tend to Google search a word , symbol or what ever with the prefix "Occult/ Satanic/evil meaning of " or something similar. Sure it takes ages and a lot of reading. How else does one learn, without digging deep? Dig until you have found something and then compare it with other findings.
To end this I wish to say, the Lord in the bible is no other that Lucifer/ Jehovah/Jove etc. He is the God of this planet. Does it surprise you, that many Christians are not aware of that fact? The bible has been written by many people and edited millions of times. So one has to do a lot of research if they are not familiar with this fact. Like I say, research. If you have been sifting through my little blog you will have come across Wes Penre, Cameron Day Micheal Tellinger, Anton Parks, John Lamb Lash, Anthony Peake and Michael Tsarion. Good starting points, but from there you must go backwards in time from Victorian esoteric researchers all the way back to Plato and Socrates etc. Read ancient mythology and ancient history for clues. Time is repeating itself now and those in the know are fully aware of the warning signs. This is not a good time to be on earth. You will either become a slave, body and soul or you will be free, the choice is yours.
http://www.pbase.com/olybob/olympicsybolism2012
Above is an other example of occult meanings of the rainbow, I don't agree with everything on this, but you get the gist, of the point that I am making. Nothing is as innocent as it seems folks. I leave it to you to work it out for yourselves. Keep it simple and honest, and you can not go wrong in life. Do not follow the masses as they will lead you down blind alleys. Do your own research and compare articles that you read with other articles. It is the only way to learn this stuff.
Live honestly, ethically, spiritually, authentically and most importantly live in the moment.
Peace
http://archive.org/stream/HiddenDangersOfTheRainbow/HiddenDangersOfRainbow_djvu.txt
I would like to say be cautious of the contents of this website too. Maitreya is no other than Marduk or Lucifer (see Wes Penre Papers). Not actually a physical person, more like a negative entity. I have no time for New Age crap myself, it smells of soft Marxism/Satanism.
I in no way endorse this website either, I urge caution and an open mind. Trust nothing on this earth these days. We live in a time of false prophets and liars. I myself do not have the answers, none of us do, or else we would not be here. But our very existence and our souls are in danger, I have no doubt about that, speaking from a spiritual perspective. A good honest person is in no danger of losing their soul to evil. It is those that are tempted by the darkness that are at risk.
There is no saviour coming to free us. The individual must do that themselves. It is a journey within the self to find the purity of soul that saves you. There is no second coming of Christ, it is spin put out to cause confusion. You can thank the Vatican and organised religion for the myth or lie about being saved by a supreme being, that never existed in the first place. So many people have been murdered, tortured and have killed in the name of a false prophet for thousands of years, and think that they will be rewarded for this evil. I don't think so folks!
The human ego is so easy to fool. Humans are gullible and have an in built need to please and to be needed. They have been conditioned to think this way from birth. To me Religion and Psychiatry go hand in hand as a mutual con job on humanity. They are both controlled at the very top by the same power elites. A Google search can easily confirm this too. It is not rocket science, just an elaborate con job that has been played out for aeons.
Most people are too lazy to do the research. I am not here to do that work for you either. Just like you, I have to find the truth for myself. Sometimes I am lead up the wrong path. I have no intention of misleading any one. So be your own guide. After all that is why you are on this Earth, to be your own guide. It is not a free ride. To give people an easy way out, is to cast pearls before swine. As the masses will never accept nor appreciate that which they do not work for, such is the nature of humanity. Never stoop, to pick up that which does not belong to you.
So in a nut shell keep on searching for your truth, but don't shove it down other peoples throats, people do not like being told that the are wrong. But by the same token, do not let them do like wise to you either. That is why we have the problems on this earth in the first place, and don't the forces of darkness just love that negativity. They feed on negative energy, they can not exist with out it.
After centuries of Bullshit indoctrination by conventional religion, it is hard to break the shackles of the system, it is encoded into the human psyche. It can be undone, but the individual will have a hard struggle for much of their life to break the God spell. It will shake you to your very core, I know I have been there. I have spent years on the spiritual path, and there too, been led up the garden path, but turned away in disgust. It is no different than the rest of the systems in place, and do you know why? Because the same people control this too. I am a deeply spiritual person, but this is my private business. I am not here to share my beliefs either. Just showing you, simply to find your own belief. We are all connected to primary source or pure spirit. How we do that is our own affair, no one else's. What right have we to tell others what is right or wrong for that individual spirit being. Do not hold a particular symbol as divine, especially a commercialised symbol. The chances are it is of dark origin, like most things on this earth.
I tend to Google search a word , symbol or what ever with the prefix "Occult/ Satanic/evil meaning of " or something similar. Sure it takes ages and a lot of reading. How else does one learn, without digging deep? Dig until you have found something and then compare it with other findings.
To end this I wish to say, the Lord in the bible is no other that Lucifer/ Jehovah/Jove etc. He is the God of this planet. Does it surprise you, that many Christians are not aware of that fact? The bible has been written by many people and edited millions of times. So one has to do a lot of research if they are not familiar with this fact. Like I say, research. If you have been sifting through my little blog you will have come across Wes Penre, Cameron Day Micheal Tellinger, Anton Parks, John Lamb Lash, Anthony Peake and Michael Tsarion. Good starting points, but from there you must go backwards in time from Victorian esoteric researchers all the way back to Plato and Socrates etc. Read ancient mythology and ancient history for clues. Time is repeating itself now and those in the know are fully aware of the warning signs. This is not a good time to be on earth. You will either become a slave, body and soul or you will be free, the choice is yours.
http://www.pbase.com/olybob/olympicsybolism2012
Above is an other example of occult meanings of the rainbow, I don't agree with everything on this, but you get the gist, of the point that I am making. Nothing is as innocent as it seems folks. I leave it to you to work it out for yourselves. Keep it simple and honest, and you can not go wrong in life. Do not follow the masses as they will lead you down blind alleys. Do your own research and compare articles that you read with other articles. It is the only way to learn this stuff.
Live honestly, ethically, spiritually, authentically and most importantly live in the moment.
Peace
Friday, 23 May 2014
Wes Penre Level 5 under way
http://illuminati-news.com/
This is Wes Penre's web site here. He is in the middle of producing Level 5 in his current series of the Wes Penre papers. In the mean time he says read this link above. This was posted on his face book page today.
www.wespenre.com
This is Wes Penre's web site here. He is in the middle of producing Level 5 in his current series of the Wes Penre papers. In the mean time he says read this link above. This was posted on his face book page today.
www.wespenre.com
URGENT HELP NEEDED IN CANBERRA: Please help find BRUNO bring him home!
My big goofy Bruno went for a wander yesterday evening at some stage between 3.30 - 10pm.
He hasn't come home, and he's never gotten out before, if anyone sees him in the Weston area, please call me on 0405142220
He is desexed, microchipped and not wearing a collar.
RSPCA, pound ad vets have been notified also.
Thanks guys
Wonderful news, Bruno has been found. He is at the RSPCA in Weston. Thank god he is safe and will be reunited with his family today. XXX for Bruno :)
He hasn't come home, and he's never gotten out before, if anyone sees him in the Weston area, please call me on 0405142220
He is desexed, microchipped and not wearing a collar.
RSPCA, pound ad vets have been notified also.
Thanks guys
Wonderful news, Bruno has been found. He is at the RSPCA in Weston. Thank god he is safe and will be reunited with his family today. XXX for Bruno :)
BEAGLE FREEDOM PROJECT VIVA LAS VEGAS RESCUE
This is heart warming, I cried watching this. I can not watch anything to do with suffering in any way shape or form. There are many videos made about rescuing these beautiful dogs on YT. So have a look and get on board with helping please. You can do that in many ways, by not buying products that were tested on animals,. donating money to the groups that help these animals, adopting a dog , cat or any other lab test animal. There are many options.
I have decided last Christmas to do regular donations to local animal charities as they do not keep the money like the human ones, they will spend it on vet bills, pet food, beds and blankets etc. Not one cent is wasted. I only donate clothes to the Salvation army or other charities, if I cant find some one who fits the clothes. Sometimes there are too many clothes in the charity shops, so the end up at the tip or get cut up and used for rags. many people are not aware of this fact. I talk to people in the charity industry regular so that is how I know.
But many people forget about the needs of animals, even people on welfare, their fur babies are important too and they also need help to cover medical bills and buy food for their fur babies too. There should be a fund run via vet clinics to assist those on low incomes or homeless people that have fur babies. Have a heart people and help out where it is needed please.
Can cancer be stopped in its tracks? Even cured? The cancer documentary event of the year has now arrived - NaturalNews.com
Can cancer be stopped in its tracks? Even cured? The cancer documentary event of the year has now arrived - NaturalNews.com
Share this far and wide. This is too close to home for me. :(
Share this far and wide. This is too close to home for me. :(
Planking and Slacklining: Efficient and Fun Core Workouts
Planking and Slacklining: Efficient and Fun Core Workouts
Never been one to exercise, lol. But I can see the benefits of this.
Never been one to exercise, lol. But I can see the benefits of this.
Kenneling: This Practice May Cause Mental Illness in Dogs
Kenneling: This Practice May Cause Mental Illness in Dogs
It is common sense to have the dog in a proper environment, not caged up. What the hell do they expect? Look how many decades it has taken to work out this, Pffft. Anyone that love animals deeply knows this.
How many thousand dogs have suffered because of human ignorance and arrogance?
If you have a dog and he/she is unable to go on holiday with you, get a pet sitter to live in your house with fido. Best to have some one that the dog knows to keep him company. I strongly disagree with kennels and even dogs being left out doors all their lives. They are pack animals like humans and need to be with the family. Not shut out side. That affects them mentally and emotionally too.
How hard is it for humans to understand this? I have seen this all my life when visiting people that have outside dogs. It makes me feel so sad. The poor dog is desperate for companionship and any attention will do.
Humans have a lot to answer to when it comes to animals. I have more time for animals than I do for humans. Humans are selfish, arrogant and do not stop to think about the rights of other beings on this earth. It is all about Humans. No other species could be so arrogant and ignorant.
I love animals dearly and make sure that my fur babies have a good loving and safe home. They have their own beds, toys, food and water dishes. Their own blankets, and all the things that their human parents can give them especially love. They have full run of the house. The cats also have a huge cat run and Ruby has the garden. Our chickens have a huge run to keep them safe too. They have a warm house to shelter in also.
Please stop and think about the animals, they do have feelings and deep emotion just like us. They do love deeply and feel pain just like we do.
It is common sense to have the dog in a proper environment, not caged up. What the hell do they expect? Look how many decades it has taken to work out this, Pffft. Anyone that love animals deeply knows this.
How many thousand dogs have suffered because of human ignorance and arrogance?
If you have a dog and he/she is unable to go on holiday with you, get a pet sitter to live in your house with fido. Best to have some one that the dog knows to keep him company. I strongly disagree with kennels and even dogs being left out doors all their lives. They are pack animals like humans and need to be with the family. Not shut out side. That affects them mentally and emotionally too.
How hard is it for humans to understand this? I have seen this all my life when visiting people that have outside dogs. It makes me feel so sad. The poor dog is desperate for companionship and any attention will do.
Humans have a lot to answer to when it comes to animals. I have more time for animals than I do for humans. Humans are selfish, arrogant and do not stop to think about the rights of other beings on this earth. It is all about Humans. No other species could be so arrogant and ignorant.
I love animals dearly and make sure that my fur babies have a good loving and safe home. They have their own beds, toys, food and water dishes. Their own blankets, and all the things that their human parents can give them especially love. They have full run of the house. The cats also have a huge cat run and Ruby has the garden. Our chickens have a huge run to keep them safe too. They have a warm house to shelter in also.
Please stop and think about the animals, they do have feelings and deep emotion just like us. They do love deeply and feel pain just like we do.
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
Tuesday, 20 May 2014
Roundup in Food: Are You Eating This Toxic Contaminant?
Roundup in Food: Are You Eating This Toxic Contaminant?
Please read and share.
Thank you.
PS, I have been sick with the flu for over a week so postings are few and short and sweet at present.
Love and Light
Alex XXX
Please read and share.
Thank you.
PS, I have been sick with the flu for over a week so postings are few and short and sweet at present.
Love and Light
Alex XXX
Monday, 19 May 2014
Fluoride in drinking water causing serious health problems, warns UN report, from 2006
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=20685
Show this to your dentist and ask him why he insists on poisoning you.
So why the hell are we still being poisoned in the English speaking world. Agenda 21 me thinks.
Show this to your dentist and ask him why he insists on poisoning you.
So why the hell are we still being poisoned in the English speaking world. Agenda 21 me thinks.
Sunday, 18 May 2014
Saturday, 17 May 2014
Fury as peers walk out of house of Lords as names of dead soldiers is read out
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2629385/Fury-peers-walked-House-Lords-names-six-dead-soldiers-read-out.html
Please make this go viral. Is this what lives are worth. You ok with your kids signing up for a bankers
war/business transaction? I sure as hell am not ok with it. What an insult to these men and their families. Strip them of their lousy titles and kick them out of parliament. I have grave doubts about their general mental heath in the first place. Most of them share the same bloody gene pool.
Please make this go viral. Is this what lives are worth. You ok with your kids signing up for a bankers
war/business transaction? I sure as hell am not ok with it. What an insult to these men and their families. Strip them of their lousy titles and kick them out of parliament. I have grave doubts about their general mental heath in the first place. Most of them share the same bloody gene pool.
Thoughtful Scottish husband....
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Jackie - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
She replied, 'Awe Iain that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'
'Nah, I'm just switching the central heating off while I'm oot.....
Friday, 16 May 2014
Gulf War illness found to be caused by toxic chemicals - NaturalNews.com
Gulf War illness found to be caused by toxic chemicals - NaturalNews.com
I have been following this since the late 90's.
I have been following this since the late 90's.
Thursday, 8 May 2014
Black Cumin Seeds provide many wonderful health benefits - NaturalNews.com
Black Cumin Seeds provide many wonderful health benefits - NaturalNews.com
This is good stuff but tastes like poop. I am dozing up on it at present as I am coming down with something.
This is good stuff but tastes like poop. I am dozing up on it at present as I am coming down with something.
Warning signs of iodine deficiency - NaturalNews.com
Warning signs of iodine deficiency - NaturalNews.com
Lugol's solution, is not for sale at a chemist in Australia these days and most younger pharmacists don't even know what it is. I have asked a few pharmacists over the past two years and they had not heard of it or said, I haven't heard of that for years.
Lugol's solution, is not for sale at a chemist in Australia these days and most younger pharmacists don't even know what it is. I have asked a few pharmacists over the past two years and they had not heard of it or said, I haven't heard of that for years.
Helpful tips for building your own herb garden - NaturalNews.com
Helpful tips for building your own herb garden - NaturalNews.com
I just love growing herbs in my garden and sharing them with friends and family. The best thing to do is have them in ceramic pots as they can be moved around, depending on the weather. Ceramic or terracotta pots produce better stock than those growing in plastic pots, but your dirt also is important too.
I just love growing herbs in my garden and sharing them with friends and family. The best thing to do is have them in ceramic pots as they can be moved around, depending on the weather. Ceramic or terracotta pots produce better stock than those growing in plastic pots, but your dirt also is important too.
Scotsman in the airport LOL
Do they know how long it takes to catch the darn things? They run very fast even though they have 2 short legs and 2 long legs. That's for running up mountains :P
Monday, 5 May 2014
Blogger playing up
GRRR! Please excuse the big gaps between texts. It is beyond my control, sorry. It is something to do with the blog thingy bob LOL for want of the correct technical name.
Saturday, 3 May 2014
SIDS and Kids Psychic Fair
What can I say the SIDS and Kids Psychic Fair is a run away success. We were so booked out for readings today. All the readers were all booked out on Saturday alone. Sunday was mostly booked out by Saturday afternoon. Not many spots left. So get in quick and phone Fiona for a placement ASAP.
We have never been so busy in the years that I have been doing Fairs with Fiona. It is wonderful to see so many happy people. It is just a pleasure to meet every one that walks through the door. Not one frown. The stall holders are as always so pleased to satisfy the eager shoppers with their ever so tempting goodies. I bought 3 rings early this morning. I am such a naughty thing, I can't stop myself.
I bought lovely soft pink and purple stones, as I wear these colours most of the time. The jewellery is great value for money and no one else will have the same as you. Each one is hand made and is a one off. These rings are not expensive and are pure sterling silver and matching earrings, bracelets and pendants. So come on ladies come on over tomorrow or you will miss out until spring time, when the show is on again.
B there of B Square :)
UPDATE: So far there have been over 500 views on the SIDS and Kids post. I wish to thank every one of you for reading this, and those that were able to attend the event. I wish to say thank you on behalf of Fiona Vanderhook and her family and friends that made all of this possible.
Fiona and all of her family put their hearts and souls into this and worked very hard, to make this event happen. I am amazed at the energy and time that Fiona and her family put into this. Blessings and lots of love to you and your amazing family Fiona XXX
We have never been so busy in the years that I have been doing Fairs with Fiona. It is wonderful to see so many happy people. It is just a pleasure to meet every one that walks through the door. Not one frown. The stall holders are as always so pleased to satisfy the eager shoppers with their ever so tempting goodies. I bought 3 rings early this morning. I am such a naughty thing, I can't stop myself.
I bought lovely soft pink and purple stones, as I wear these colours most of the time. The jewellery is great value for money and no one else will have the same as you. Each one is hand made and is a one off. These rings are not expensive and are pure sterling silver and matching earrings, bracelets and pendants. So come on ladies come on over tomorrow or you will miss out until spring time, when the show is on again.
B there of B Square :)
UPDATE: So far there have been over 500 views on the SIDS and Kids post. I wish to thank every one of you for reading this, and those that were able to attend the event. I wish to say thank you on behalf of Fiona Vanderhook and her family and friends that made all of this possible.
Fiona and all of her family put their hearts and souls into this and worked very hard, to make this event happen. I am amazed at the energy and time that Fiona and her family put into this. Blessings and lots of love to you and your amazing family Fiona XXX
Friday, 2 May 2014
DUCK JOKE
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"What the Blooby Hell would they want a plasterer for !!"
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman
I see your ears are working, too," says the duck
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint."It's just we don'T get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint."It's just we don'T get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road,"
Explains the duck."I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous, “says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
Explains the duck."I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous, “says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"Where is it?"
At the circus,"Says the barman.
"The circus?" Repeats the duck.
"The circus?" Repeats the duck.
"That's right," Replies the barman.
"The circus?" The duck asks again.
"The circus?" The duck asks again.
"”With the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ........
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ........
"What the Blooby Hell would they want a plasterer for !!"
Thursday, 1 May 2014
For fox lovers
http://blog.petflow.com/fox-shows-incredible-gratitude-for-being-rescued-i-love-this-so-much/?utm_source=ilmdrescuesitefox&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=fbsprescuefox
How sweet is this. I have always loved foxes.
How sweet is this. I have always loved foxes.
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