http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVlGDa5mx28
Aussie humour, have a look at the other one that is done on a stage too. It is so true to life LMAO
Friday, 30 September 2011
Thursday, 29 September 2011
Joke: Sympathy Aussie Style
Steve, Bob, and
Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls
off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob
and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's
wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
Natural methods to prevent and treat kidney stones
http://www.naturalnews.com/033703_kidney_stones_natural_remedies.html
For those people that have any form of Ostomy, Colostomy, Ileostomy, Urostomy, please talk to your stoma therapist and health care practitioner.
Kidney stones are common in some of these situations.
For those people that have any form of Ostomy, Colostomy, Ileostomy, Urostomy, please talk to your stoma therapist and health care practitioner.
Kidney stones are common in some of these situations.
Five health-enhancing foods that don't even seem like health foods: Mustard, cole slaw and more
http://www.naturalnews.com/033695_health_foods_mustard.html
I used to have a mustard bush in my back yard but my husband hated it and made me get rid of it.
Never brush against it if you hate the smell of mustard. Rubbing your eyes is also a bad move it is up their in the pain and suffering dept with peppers and chillies lol.
I used to have a mustard bush in my back yard but my husband hated it and made me get rid of it.
Never brush against it if you hate the smell of mustard. Rubbing your eyes is also a bad move it is up their in the pain and suffering dept with peppers and chillies lol.
Sunday, 25 September 2011
My deep love of all things Celtic
Lately I have been getting a lot of dreams of Eire/Ireland. I have never had the pleasure of visiting this beautiful country in the flesh, but hope to one day with my husband, who also shares an interest in Eire/Ireland. I am in the process of deepening my spiritual connection to this land at present.
The dreams that I get are beautiful, tranquil and happy dreams. I had yet an other one of them early this morning. I was wearing an emerald green silk dress in the dream and a band of flowers in my hair.
Two of my of girl friends were in this dream also. There was a wonderful feeling of happiness and celebration. I took the flowers out of my hair as I felt a bit silly wearing them.
The meaning of the colour green symbolises nature, harmony and balance. Eire/Ireland is a deeply spiritual country and is very important for that reason. The weather was spring time, which stands for rebirth or renewal.
The odd thing in the dream was, it took place in Sydney, Australia in the suburb that I spent many years as a teenager and in my early 20's. The streets were full of people having a good time, there were pubs or bar's where there are normally shops in the main street. Normally one finds that in Scotland, not in Australia, lol. We tend to have a pub on most street corners of the main streets over in Scotland. Locals use them as guide marks to give directions over there.
To me, there is a connection with my past, and not just in this life time but in past life times too. As a child I could feel the ancient past within me, but I didn't understand what it was. I would get visions of places and people. Ceremonies and Cultural events of my home land have always had a very important meaning to me all my life, a deep ancient memory of sacred cultural and spiritual observance's of the past. Many people will understand what I am saying here if they come from an ancient culture or land. There is a feeling that can be tuned into in the atmosphere at times, of spiritual connection to the ancient ones. I meet people all the time that tell me of the connection to the ancients.
They are all around us all the time, watching us lovingly from the spirit world, which is interwoven with the physical world. Sensitive people are aware of them, some of us see them and feel them. Others have a vague feeling of there presence. This is quite normal for us to do this. This is the way of our true spiritual past. This time has returned to us now. It is our birth right as beings of love and light just as our creator made us.
Freddie Mercury - The Official 65th Birthday Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuqx11UOOP4&list=PL3C1EFC4D34B2C5DC
I couldn't get this to post sorry, just click on the link. I will try to fix it later.
I couldn't get this to post sorry, just click on the link. I will try to fix it later.
Friday, 23 September 2011
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
CREDO MUTWA ON NEWS FOR THE SOUL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBXZh3rtQjY&feature=player_embedded#!
Please listen to this, what Credo says is true. Listen to the whole lot of this please. Pay attention to the part about our food and Maze. As for the church telling the Children about the Devil's work. Have a listen to the Priest on my blog admitting that the Church invented the Devil to control people.
There is no documentation of such a being prior to Christianity. You must learn what is safe to eat and drink. You must also learn about your own spirituality and learn how to use it.
The Vaccines information is true, there is a drive on over the past few years to investigate and stop these dangerous drugs. Did you know that the US is selling out of date vaccines to African nations. Bill Gates is the charming person heading this.
Please listen to this, what Credo says is true. Listen to the whole lot of this please. Pay attention to the part about our food and Maze. As for the church telling the Children about the Devil's work. Have a listen to the Priest on my blog admitting that the Church invented the Devil to control people.
There is no documentation of such a being prior to Christianity. You must learn what is safe to eat and drink. You must also learn about your own spirituality and learn how to use it.
The Vaccines information is true, there is a drive on over the past few years to investigate and stop these dangerous drugs. Did you know that the US is selling out of date vaccines to African nations. Bill Gates is the charming person heading this.
Sunday, 18 September 2011
Saturday, 17 September 2011
Janus - Illuminati God Of Chaos And Deception
http://beforeitsnews.com/story/1108/892/Janus_-_Illuminati_God_Of_Chaos_And_Deception.html
Personally I see that there is duality in all creation. We cannot learn and grow from our lessons without making mistakes. We are supposed to make mistakes in order to attain spiritual growth and enlightenment. This ties in with the Hindu ages of the Yuga.
Forget about the Illuminati and just focus on Learning about the duality of the Human soul. We are at a cross roads now in Human existence and we must all make the choice to move on or stay in the mind set of the past 2 thousand years. It is up to Humanity as a whole to move forward or go the way of Atlantis. Again and again.
Personally I see that there is duality in all creation. We cannot learn and grow from our lessons without making mistakes. We are supposed to make mistakes in order to attain spiritual growth and enlightenment. This ties in with the Hindu ages of the Yuga.
Forget about the Illuminati and just focus on Learning about the duality of the Human soul. We are at a cross roads now in Human existence and we must all make the choice to move on or stay in the mind set of the past 2 thousand years. It is up to Humanity as a whole to move forward or go the way of Atlantis. Again and again.
Saturday, 10 September 2011
Fetta Cheese and Sundried Tomato Dampers
I just have to share this yummy recipe with everyone. I just baked them for breakfast and I thought, that I should put it on the blog to share.
teaspoons of Olive oil
1 medium (150gms) brown onion
2 cups of self raising flour
3/4 cup (150gms) of Fetta cheese, crumbled
1 tablespoon of chopped fresh Basil leaves
1 tablespoon of fresh Oregano
1/2 cup (75gms) of drained chopped sun-dried Tomatoes in oil
1 cup of milk, approx
Method:
Heat oil in small sauce pan; cook onion stirring until soft; allow to cool.
Place flour in large bowl, add onion mixture, 2/3rds of cheese, herbs and tomato. Stir in enough milk to mix to a sort sticky dough. Turn dough on to floured surface, knead until mixture is smooth. Divide dough in to 6 pieces, shape into rounds. Mark 1 cm deep wedges in dampers, place on oiled oven trays; sprinkle with remaining cheese. Bake in moderately hot oven for about 15 mins.
Note: I use the all in one method and pour the mix in to Patty cake/ cup cake cases. So do what ever is best for you.
teaspoons of Olive oil
1 medium (150gms) brown onion
2 cups of self raising flour
3/4 cup (150gms) of Fetta cheese, crumbled
1 tablespoon of chopped fresh Basil leaves
1 tablespoon of fresh Oregano
1/2 cup (75gms) of drained chopped sun-dried Tomatoes in oil
1 cup of milk, approx
Method:
Heat oil in small sauce pan; cook onion stirring until soft; allow to cool.
Place flour in large bowl, add onion mixture, 2/3rds of cheese, herbs and tomato. Stir in enough milk to mix to a sort sticky dough. Turn dough on to floured surface, knead until mixture is smooth. Divide dough in to 6 pieces, shape into rounds. Mark 1 cm deep wedges in dampers, place on oiled oven trays; sprinkle with remaining cheese. Bake in moderately hot oven for about 15 mins.
Note: I use the all in one method and pour the mix in to Patty cake/ cup cake cases. So do what ever is best for you.
Friday, 9 September 2011
Wednesday, 7 September 2011
The Wheel of Fortune
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=33514
I have no sympathy for these people. One reaps what one sews. That is the Human race in general though. The less spiritualy evolved the soul, the more base they tend to be.
I have no sympathy for these people. One reaps what one sews. That is the Human race in general though. The less spiritualy evolved the soul, the more base they tend to be.
Little Johnny Strikes Again!! Joke
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout
cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to
appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for
my obvious success." Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good,
Jenny," said the teacher.. " Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467,"
he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you
selling" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed
the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make
that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little
Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a
free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the
Julia Gillard method of giving you something shitty but that looked
good, for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of
your mouth." The teacher was speechless ... Little Johnny got 5 stars
for his efforts, bless his heart.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout
cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to
appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for
my obvious success." Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good,
Jenny," said the teacher.. " Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467,"
he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you
selling" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed
the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make
that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little
Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a
free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the
Julia Gillard method of giving you something shitty but that looked
good, for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of
your mouth." The teacher was speechless ... Little Johnny got 5 stars
for his efforts, bless his heart.
Friday, 2 September 2011
The X Factor 2011 Auditions Emmanuel Kelly FULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86jlvrG54o
Please click on the link to see this guy. Being a dinosaur I couldn't get the YouTube video to add to my blogg.. Sorry guys. Anyhoo!, I hope that you live the video. It was emailed to me by a relative overseas.
I tend to avoid X Factor, Big Brother etc.I have lost interest in most stuff on TV except for the comedies.
This young chap is as Aussie as they come. He just arrived in to the world via Iraq as the the Stork was diverted that day. As we say in Australia.....On ya mate! ( which is usually followed by a loud and cheery Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!) We wish him well.
Please click on the link to see this guy. Being a dinosaur I couldn't get the YouTube video to add to my blogg.. Sorry guys. Anyhoo!, I hope that you live the video. It was emailed to me by a relative overseas.
I tend to avoid X Factor, Big Brother etc.I have lost interest in most stuff on TV except for the comedies.
This young chap is as Aussie as they come. He just arrived in to the world via Iraq as the the Stork was diverted that day. As we say in Australia.....On ya mate! ( which is usually followed by a loud and cheery Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!) We wish him well.
End of days for MP Gillard
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-02/labors-left-faction-wants-end-to-offshore-processing/2868178
Looks like things are about to spin out of the PM's control. As I said in my Tarot readings she is on her way out. She should bow out now and save herself the humiliation that was dealt to Rudd.
However she will hold on until the bitter end. Which is not wise to do so, however she is only human and the ego does not allow her to quit like that. She will hold her head up high all the way to the bitter end. That is a strong Celtic woman for you.
Her heart will heal in time. as I have said her best years are yet to come. What she, like all of us need is a good doze of self-realization, which is good for the soul. The right person/teacher will come into her life when she moves up north to her new home. She will slowly blossom into a new woman and find true happiness. This teacher is an older man with grey hair, when she meets him she will not like him straight off. She will think he is a " bit out there" and doesn't want to know about what he has to say. That will change when he tells her something that really blows her away. Then her ears will prick up. I would not be at all surprised if this man is also a medium.
http://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/2012/11/2013-prediction-for-australias.html
Looks like things are about to spin out of the PM's control. As I said in my Tarot readings she is on her way out. She should bow out now and save herself the humiliation that was dealt to Rudd.
However she will hold on until the bitter end. Which is not wise to do so, however she is only human and the ego does not allow her to quit like that. She will hold her head up high all the way to the bitter end. That is a strong Celtic woman for you.
Her heart will heal in time. as I have said her best years are yet to come. What she, like all of us need is a good doze of self-realization, which is good for the soul. The right person/teacher will come into her life when she moves up north to her new home. She will slowly blossom into a new woman and find true happiness. This teacher is an older man with grey hair, when she meets him she will not like him straight off. She will think he is a " bit out there" and doesn't want to know about what he has to say. That will change when he tells her something that really blows her away. Then her ears will prick up. I would not be at all surprised if this man is also a medium.
http://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/2012/11/2013-prediction-for-australias.html
Nuclear expert says Fukushima radiation coming to USA, massive cover-up under way
http://www.naturalnews.com/033481_Fukushima_radiation.html
Weeks ago this information came out but was hidden by the media.
Weeks ago this information came out but was hidden by the media.
More on Green Lipped Mussels
Just letting readers know about an other brand of Green Lipped Mussel. Musselforte by Wagner.
This is a New Zealand company that produces this brand. They are the same as Mobicosa brand.
120 capsules of 500mg GLM. you can buy them on line from some pharmacies. ore at www.wagnerproducts.com.au They retail for around $30.
I find that I need to take 4 capsules morning and night with a low dose of voltarin, Should I forget as I did yesterday, I start to feel the pain coming back again. On a scale of 1 to 10, when using these capsules I would rate the pain as 1 or 2. Without the capsules the pain is about 8.
I do hope people start getting in to this. It makes life a lot easier I can tell you. I did see Blackmores version in the Supermarket, wow it was expensive and not as many capsules. There version has a different name Just shop around for a price that you can afford to pay.
This is a New Zealand company that produces this brand. They are the same as Mobicosa brand.
120 capsules of 500mg GLM. you can buy them on line from some pharmacies. ore at www.wagnerproducts.com.au They retail for around $30.
I find that I need to take 4 capsules morning and night with a low dose of voltarin, Should I forget as I did yesterday, I start to feel the pain coming back again. On a scale of 1 to 10, when using these capsules I would rate the pain as 1 or 2. Without the capsules the pain is about 8.
I do hope people start getting in to this. It makes life a lot easier I can tell you. I did see Blackmores version in the Supermarket, wow it was expensive and not as many capsules. There version has a different name Just shop around for a price that you can afford to pay.
Thursday, 1 September 2011
What is a Calorie?
What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at
night and sew your clothes tighter...
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at
night and sew your clothes tighter...
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