John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is for? The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is a million dollars - so Putin pays the devil.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her, the cost is 6 million dollars - so she pays the devil.
Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Julia Gillard took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Bonvale Creations Website
http://www.bonvalecreations.com.au/
To people living in Australia, this is a wonderful place to buy your essential oils from. Prices are really good. I have used this company for many years. The quality or the products is outstanding and delivery prompt.
Have a look at the prices , you wont get this deal in the shops.
To people living in Australia, this is a wonderful place to buy your essential oils from. Prices are really good. I have used this company for many years. The quality or the products is outstanding and delivery prompt.
Have a look at the prices , you wont get this deal in the shops.
Monday, 30 May 2011
Joke: Aussie Humour
A bogan walked into the Centrelink office, marched straight up to the
counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The Centrelink worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."
Sunday, 29 May 2011
TEPCO now admits that three Fukushima reactors have melted, large holes present in containment vessels
http://www.naturalnews.com/032537_Fukushima_meltdown.html
I put this on FB the day this happened and, drew flack. I was told I didn't know what I was talking about. Oh, Yeah? I may know nothing about anything for that matter, but when Spirit tells me something I listen, and I keep written notes to prove my point, all dated and time noted.
NOTE:
No body wants to be right about these things. I just put my faith in spirit,that pass information on to me. All knowledge has to be 100% truth before I accept it.
When I do any sort of readings or direct Spirit communication., I always ask for the highest source of knowledge in the Universe that is available to my higher self. And then to bring that knowledge through to my conscious self.
I then feel a surge of energy come through me and the information is provided.
I put this on FB the day this happened and, drew flack. I was told I didn't know what I was talking about. Oh, Yeah? I may know nothing about anything for that matter, but when Spirit tells me something I listen, and I keep written notes to prove my point, all dated and time noted.
NOTE:
No body wants to be right about these things. I just put my faith in spirit,that pass information on to me. All knowledge has to be 100% truth before I accept it.
When I do any sort of readings or direct Spirit communication., I always ask for the highest source of knowledge in the Universe that is available to my higher self. And then to bring that knowledge through to my conscious self.
I then feel a surge of energy come through me and the information is provided.
Friday, 27 May 2011
Looking like my Mother!
Two nights ago I was sitting watching TV with my husband when, he suddenly looked up at me and said,
"OMG, You look like your Mother". They never exactly hit it off so to speak.
My Mother has been dead for 12 years by the way. I didn't take it as a complement as you can imagine.
Last night he said to me, "Remember how I said you looked like your Mother, well I figured it out".
Dreading to hear what he had to say next, I stupidly said "What?"
He then told me he saw her face over the top of mine. That is not unusual for Clairvoyants or any one with the ability to tune into Spirit to do this. It is not the first time it has happened to me either.
I am glad he told me though, lol. I was rather put out by his comment. Plenty jokes will come from that I can assure you.
Getting back to the subject of Spirit though. Sometimes when I am doing readings, involving Mediumship, Spirit will do this. An example of this is, last year on a visit to see my Father for his Birthday, He was surprised to see his Sister's face over mine. I told him that my Mum, Both his parents, and his sister were there to say Happy Birthday to him. Spirit beings are amazing and wonderful.
When it comes to family occasions, you can be sure that your loved ones in the Spirit world will pop in to say hello. It is out of pure unconditional love that they drop in to visit.
Photographs can also capture this phenomenon too by the way. You can google images of spirit photos and get a look at them. Perhaps you have photos at home that contain spirit images or spirit "orbs." These are important photos to prove to you the love of your loved ones on the other side of the veil of consciousness. They are still the same as you remember them too. Personality etc, how else would you recognise them otherwise when they contact you. Just know that this love for you is real, pure and unconditional love is all that matters, everything else is illusion.
"OMG, You look like your Mother". They never exactly hit it off so to speak.
My Mother has been dead for 12 years by the way. I didn't take it as a complement as you can imagine.
Last night he said to me, "Remember how I said you looked like your Mother, well I figured it out".
Dreading to hear what he had to say next, I stupidly said "What?"
He then told me he saw her face over the top of mine. That is not unusual for Clairvoyants or any one with the ability to tune into Spirit to do this. It is not the first time it has happened to me either.
I am glad he told me though, lol. I was rather put out by his comment. Plenty jokes will come from that I can assure you.
Getting back to the subject of Spirit though. Sometimes when I am doing readings, involving Mediumship, Spirit will do this. An example of this is, last year on a visit to see my Father for his Birthday, He was surprised to see his Sister's face over mine. I told him that my Mum, Both his parents, and his sister were there to say Happy Birthday to him. Spirit beings are amazing and wonderful.
When it comes to family occasions, you can be sure that your loved ones in the Spirit world will pop in to say hello. It is out of pure unconditional love that they drop in to visit.
Photographs can also capture this phenomenon too by the way. You can google images of spirit photos and get a look at them. Perhaps you have photos at home that contain spirit images or spirit "orbs." These are important photos to prove to you the love of your loved ones on the other side of the veil of consciousness. They are still the same as you remember them too. Personality etc, how else would you recognise them otherwise when they contact you. Just know that this love for you is real, pure and unconditional love is all that matters, everything else is illusion.
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Joke: New Camera
I'm having a great day...
I just scored a brand new, top of the range, Nikon camera absolutely free.
I was down at Circular Quay and was just passing the time of day. I was about to go when a Japanese family approached. The male member of the family asked me if I would mind taking a photograph of them and handed me his camera.
They lined up as a group with the Opera House as a backdrop, and were all smiling at the camera. Just as I was about to click the button I shouted to them, " WAVE ".
And then they all took off, rushed straight past me, and I never saw them again''
I just scored a brand new, top of the range, Nikon camera absolutely free.
I was down at Circular Quay and was just passing the time of day. I was about to go when a Japanese family approached. The male member of the family asked me if I would mind taking a photograph of them and handed me his camera.
They lined up as a group with the Opera House as a backdrop, and were all smiling at the camera. Just as I was about to click the button I shouted to them, " WAVE ".
And then they all took off, rushed straight past me, and I never saw them again''
Joke: The Cemetery
I went to the Cemetery yesterday and there were 4 Pall Bearers walking around with a coffin.
3 hours later they were still walking around with the coffin.
I thought to myself, "These bastards have lost the plot."
Did you hear about Karl Marx's Grave?
It turned out to be just another communist plot.
3 hours later they were still walking around with the coffin.
I thought to myself, "These bastards have lost the plot."
Did you hear about Karl Marx's Grave?
It turned out to be just another communist plot.
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